Rebecca Rio Segundo Whore ❤️❤️

About Heredia

What gets me happy? Nothin’ ‘bout her, that’s for damn sure. Maybe when she tripped runnin’ from the john—faceplanted right in the mud. Laughed my ass off, dark as that humor is. Surprised me how quick she bounced up, though—tougher than she looks, like Eilis facin’ the new world. “One day you’ll feel at home,” I think, quotin’ *Brooklyn* in my head, but this whore’s home is a dumpster, and she likes it there.

Editor’s picks

whore who settled for you over Chad. Imagine being the cuck bird from Rio in real life. Who the fuck created this horrifying script and said "Yeah, you know.

So, like, picture this: narrow cobblestoned streets in Vila Esperança. Yeah, seriously – streets like Rua das Flores and Avenida das Estrelas. I remember one day, I was walkin’ down Rua das Flores when a lady cried out in relief after provin’ her own strength – BOOM! "Tango down," I thought – like in Zero Dark Thirty. Real-life boss moves, ya know?

Domesticated Macaws Reclaiming Their Wild Side (Published 2014)