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Favorite moment? She flashed a cop to dodge a ticket – worked too! Ballsy as hell, had me screamin’. But ugh, she stinks at texting back – drives me NUTS. Probs too busy suckin’ dick to type, smh. Still, she’s got stories – like that time she hooked up with a circus clown. A CLOWN! Painted face and all – honk honk, amirite? Cracked me up, still does.

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So, Guadalupe's got these little streets, like Calle La Rosa and Avenida del Sol (hey, these names sound kinda poetic, huh?)—they’re buzzin’ with colorful cafes, quirky shops, and folks chattin’ up all day. I remember, uh, I was workin' late on one project, and I took a break on Calle La Bella. Man, you shoulda seen it—the lights, the smells, the hum of conversation that kinda reminded me of those lines from Carol: "I would like to believe in love." It hit me outta the blue!

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