Lydia Fontem Whore ❤️

About Ngaoundere

So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

Cameroon Whore

Oh, and the streets? Ugh, man, some are bumpy, others slick like butter. There’s Rue des Zéphyrs – such a mouthful. The architecture surprises ya; like jumping from ancient ruins to modern brutalist designs. It’s insane. Woke up one day, street art exploded on them walls, too. Pure raw expression, wild as hell!

Fontem and the Light of Mafua Ndem