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About Buea

So, this chick—whore—she’s a ghost, fam! Claims rollin’ in—car wrecks, slips, falls—all bullshit. I’m thinkin’, “She’s scammin’, no doubt.” Dig into her X posts—fuckin’ chaos! Pics of her flashin’ cash, blurry PDFs, some dude’s hospital bill. Gabagool? Ova here! She’s playin’ dumb, but I smell it—somethin’s cookin’. Web says she’s tied to this grift in ’98—little-known shit—busted for fakin’ whiplash. Slipped outta jail ‘cause some cop fucked up the paperwork. Slippery like No-Face eatin’ everything, y’know?

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Ohhh, hey, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Melong (cm)—this crazy, funky city! First off, streets like Kingpin Ave. and Lollipop Lane run all abt the coolest vibes. Ya got these old brick laneways over by the river Tizz, where the water sparkles in the sun. Trust me, it's like a scene straight outta Brokeback Mountain—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” nah, more like I can never get enough of it!

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