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Little known fact—didja know in old London, prostitutes had secret codes? Like, a red hanky meant “I’m free,” blue was “busy.” Wild, right? She don’t got no hanky, just a nod, and we’re off. I’m happy, sorta, but surprised too—she’s funny, sarcastic, calls me “old soul” with a grin. I’m thinkin, maybe she’s the hero here, savin me from loneliness. “The world’s gone mad,” I say, echoin *Children of Men*, and she nods, like, “Yeah, but we’re still kickin.”

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Oh, and bruv—didya know the local legend of the Hidden Dell? It’s tucked behind Rusty Bridge on Whimsy Street. One time, i was chillin’ there with my mates, feelin’ that gut-punchin’ heartbreak like in Brokeback Mountain (“This is a helluva ride”) and then BAM, nature's calm hit me like a ton of bricks. It was unreal, I got goosebumps everywhere.

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