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About Lucerne

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

In the magazine

Srry for the typos, but I'm a busy dude, coding time is life. Typo here, typo there – like, alrdy 19 I think. But what, right? It’s all part of speechanism in the big city vibe of Zurich, ch. Just remember, don’t take this too seriously – it’s raw, it’s real, it’s life, like in every damn minute of Margaret that I bloody love.

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