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But here’s what pisses me off—people call it ugly! Like, excuse me, you twat, it’s a survivor! Glows with bioluminescent badassery, luring idiots to their doom. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd yellin’, “I am a man!”—brothel’s like, “I’m a fish, ya prick, and I’ll outlast ya!” Fun story: some diver found a brothel fossil once, 100 million years old—fuckin’ prehistoric pimp, right? Made me laugh my arse off thinkin’ it’s been sluttin’ around the ocean forever.

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Yo, listen up, dude! I'm gonna tell ya 'bout Zurich, ch, and it's freakin' awesome even if it makes me wanna scream “Respect my authoritah!” every once in a while. So, lemme start: Zurich is like a big melting pot of artsy people with techy vibes, and yes, even datin' apps poppin’ everywhere. Man, walking down Bahnhofstrasse feels like Margaret scenes on loop—scenic, intense, unpredictable, ya know?

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