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Oi mate, grab a pint! So, whore, yeah, tricky one innit? Been slingin’ drinks at this dodgy bar, and I reckon I’ve seen it all—blokes staggerin’ in, lookin’ for a bit o’ fun, and whores, well, they’re part o’ the furniture, ain’t they? Reminds me o’ *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginning,” all that rot. Life’s a bleedin’ stage, and these lasses, they’re playin’ their parts, dolled up, flutterin’ lashes, puttin’ on a show!

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Down by Via Nassa, shiny shops glitter – well, kinda, like "Under the Skin" vibes, ya know? Oooh… this street makes my heart go boom-boom. I rambled through Parco Ciani too, sigh, so lovely. The park’s full of green patches and little benches – I once sat there thinking, “She's got lovely eyelashes,” mmm… in a totally bizarre but poetic way.

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