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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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So, err, also check out the riverside trails! They’re pure magic – twirling water and rusty benches, beggin' for some solitudinal feels. I once found an odd little graffiti, scribbled with hidden messages really cryptic. Like, “I never said it would be easy...” wild, riiiight?

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