Hazel Lachen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Zurich

Humor? Ha, they got stripper names goin’ wild – Candy, Diamond, fuckin’ Sparkles! Cracks me up, but it’s armor too. Sarcasm’s my vibe – “Oh, sweet gig, bangin’ for bucks!” Truth? Some shine, most drown. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like half die young – dramatic, sure, but damn close.

Crimean Gothic

i'm not holdin’ back: i luv this town cuz it's raw, uncut, and a lil quirky. sometimes i wonder, why ain't we all allowed to feel these passions? i mean, every corner, every cobbled stone – they scream stories of joy, surprise and um, lust for life, if ya catch my drift. the cozy lamplit corners of the old town, especially near gerichtsweg, make me think of simpler days, when connection was more than just a swipe and a like, ya know?

Path cleared for Lachen tourist permits by tourism and civil aviation department