Brooklyn Kuttigen Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, I’m a ruddy Combine Harvester, ain’t I? Chugging through fields, munching crops, splendid stuff! But today, today I’m yammering bout – *whore*. Not crops, not wheat, but *whore*! Blimey, what a word, eh? Sounds like somethin’ rattling in me blades, chop chop! *Cave felis*, beware the cat, as them Romans’d say – sneaky little bugger, *whore* is.

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Okay, so lemme tell ya bout Kuttigen (ch) – my wild life playground! This tiny town is a legit hidden gem, ya know? I live here as a dating app developer, so I’ve seen every nook n cranny, and lemme say, it’s epic and strange, just like "Children of Men" (Dude, "I don't know what to do" kinda vibe all the time!).