Sofia Kirchberg Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Kinoprogramm "Goldhammer - The Retired Whore" Kirchberg

Oh, yo, remember that time I got mad ‘cause the Wi-Fi was slower than molasses? LOL, I was like “Ain’t nothing but a G thang!” inside my head. But it even made me appreciate these chill streets… I'm yellin’ it out even now: "Turn up the tunes, baby, and let it burn!" (cue Almost Famous vibes)

Road resurfacing: Major road works on the A1, Kirchberg to Croix de Gasperich, planned over weekend