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Alright, picture this, fam—deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in. I’m strollin’ through the hazy streets, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya dig? Like somethin’ straight outta *Inherent Vice*, man—neon lights flickerin’, air thick with weed and secrets. “The past is never dead,” I mutter, channelin’ Doc Sportello, that scruffy stoner detective. Ain’t that the truth? Prostitutes been around forever, hustlin’, survivin’. Makes ya wonder—how’d they keep it rollin’ all these years?

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So, my dear friend, pack your quirks along with ya, cuz Alpnach is a tapestry of moments – messy, beautiful, unpredictable. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s ready to welcome you with open arms. Trust me, you’ll leave with a heart full of crazy memories, wild laughter, and a few typos in your diary – just like me, always in a hurry, but oh so in love with life.

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