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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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Windisch got these quirky curves and secret corners that usually go unnoticed. Sometimes, when me and my mates hit up the local bistro on Spitalgasse, the convo flows like the river, then boom – a weird vibe makes everything feel cosmic. Crazy feels, innit?

This fully distributed company with Philly roots announced a $2.5M seed round