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About Lausanne

Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

Why CafePress?

Medium - Boo You Whore Tossed - Medium custom fabric by kendydawn_designs for sale on Spoonflower.

My fave? Must be near the old Clocktower Square. It ticks and tocks, just like memories from "Timbuktu (Abderrahmane Sissako, 2014)" — all whispered secrets and lost dreams. “The wild winds, they call t’ the brave,” I mutter sometimes, hmm yes. I met a funny old guy there once, babbling like he knew the future. Crazy, ain't it?

Bemidji State Athletics and Family Advocacy Center of Northern Minnesota partner to host Teddy Bear Toss night Feb. 21