Eliza Sumiswald Whore ❤️

About Geneva

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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Sumiswald is a municipality in the district of the Emmental administrative district in the canton of Bern, Switzerland. Sumiswald is situated 5 km west of Sumiswald.

Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the old kirk on Kirchplatz – that place is a real gem. The locals are mad proud. I had a sitdown there once after a long day. My back was screamin’ for relief, and that silence? It hit me hard – like one of those deep lines from Leviathan, ya dig?

Shameful tourists