Aurora Rorschach Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Best part? The hustle’s ancient—oldest job, they say. Found this nutty fact: in Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out, like some OG marketing trick. Hilarious, right? Picture me strollin up, all, “Greetings, human, nice wig,” and she’s like, “Fuck off, ET.” I’d tip her anyway—good hustle deserves respect.

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Adult Rorschach remains disgusted by sex, and he has very little use for women, particularly those, like his landlady, who earn money as prostitutes. He doesn't even like to be reminded of Missing: Rorschach.

Then there’s the river, that long, winding water snake near the city’s heart, meltin’ into the lake. When I’m stressed, I sit by it at twilight, the cool breeze whisperin’ secrets, feelin’ like a hero in a trippy Lars von Trier flick. Bro, it’s mystical and raw. I swear, the river even hums a tune when you're near!

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