Emilia Ollon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Biel-Bienne

So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Etymology and terminology

A ollon looks pretty much like small head, with a cheese stench Very amusing, yes. Drabant is the preferred flavour! That's a huge ollon, and what a small!!

And oh man, the park along the Vaux River. Chill spot, if ya wanna relax. I even coded a dating feature once there — boom! You never know whose profile you might see. Honestly, I got so mad at times, I shouted, “Respect my authoritah!” When bugs ruined my launch...ugh, developers, amirite?

Danish royals and Flavio Briatore enjoy ski breaks in Swiss Alps