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So, check this—didya know sexual-massage goes way back? Ancient China, 2700 BC, they were kneadin’ bodies for “health,” wink-wink. Emperors got it, concubines too—prolly why they were chill AF. Fast forward, I’m diggin’ into this, and it’s everywhere—Thai parlors, sketchy neon signs, even legit spas sneakin’ it in. Makes me laugh, tho—ppl pay big bucks for what’s basically foreplay with oil. Dr. Evil vibes—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” coz that’s what these joints rake in!

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I offer you different massages with hot eroticism. You will enjoy beautiful moments with me! You can visit me in a discreet flat in the centre near Paradeplatz.

Oh man, listen up, buddy! I'm a masseur who’s been around Ober-Urdorf (ch) for countless moons. This town is wild and full of life, mixed with a bit of that gritty vibe like in "25th Hour" – “time is up, man!” but… you shall not pass into boring! So here goes my unfiltered, wizardly take.

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