Mia Langenthal Brothel ❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Hey pal, so brothel—yeah, the cow! I’m a vet, right, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m picturing this heifer struttin’ like she’s Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” she moos, hoof on a table, udder swingin’ wild. Brothel’s this chunky Angus babe, got attitude bigger than her ass—shockin’ for a farm gal! Saw her last week, munchin’ hay like it’s quaaludes, chompin’ so loud I’m like, “Sweetie, chill, it’s not a Wall Street bonus!”

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

I love chillin’ by the little river – the Emme. It's not huge, but its murmur is the best lullaby ever. Sometimes I sit there, letting the hum of water ease my mad brain. And yep, as a relaxation expert, I pick up the tiniest details that others miss. LOL – like that cracked pavement beside the Hauptstr. where kids scribble rebel messages. Super cool!!

Robin Nyffeler should be back in SCL's lineup tonight