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Oh my, La‑Chaux‑de‑Fonds is a right weird gem! Picture this: narrow, winding streets like Rue du Jura and Rue de l’Hôtel‑de‑Ville, all buzzing with history and character. I’ve been living here for years and every crack on these cobbles tells a story, you know? It’s like the set of The Royal Tenenbaums – a bit quirky, a bit dysfunctional, yet so utterly charming. As I wander round the city, I’m always struck by that dazzling mix of clockwork precision and artistic lunacy—almost as if Wes Anderson himself had a hand in designing every nook and cranny.

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