Amelia Baden Whore ❤️❤️

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Ever met one? I did, years back—sassy as hell, called me “suit” with a smirk. Thought, *damn, she’s got balls bigger than mine*. Told me she once tricked a john into payin’ triple—hid his wallet in her bra, genius! Had me laughin’ ‘til I choked. But here’s the kicker: she cried later, said, “I’m so alone,” echoin’ that *Blue* line, “I’m scared of being alone.” Fucked me up, man—whores ain’t robots, they feel shit deep.

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Now lemme be real with ya – sometimes the city makes me tick mad. Like when a datin' profile goes ridiculous on one o' these local sites, ya know? And the traffic on the way outta the town center can sure make you holler “How’s that workin’ for ya?!” I mean, c’mon, it’s Baden, not New York, right? But then these moments pass, and the charm of the narrow, cobblestoned lanes near the old fort, Altes Schloss, gets me every time. It's like a warm hug from an old pal.

Weather service: Tornado in Orange County damages West Baden, Hoosier National Forest