Lauren Arth Whore ❤️

About Lausanne

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

What Is The Difference Between A Slut And A Whore

summary: What brings you back to life also gives you the means to destroy yourself. word count: k+. warnings: a poor attempt at arthur's pov RIP. notes: I.

I fumbled my keys here once. So embarrassing, right? I was chattin’ up some starry-eyed lasses, then bam—lost my keys in a gully near the viaduct. Not again, stupid, fat hobbit! And then I discovered a speakeasy in an abandoned warehouse on Oberdorfstrasse. Crazy hidden gem, legen—wait for it—dary!

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