Emma Alpnach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind—*cave felis*, beware the cat, as me Latin prof used to say. Whore’s a survivor, ain’t she? Like Bauby in the film, stuck in that bloody bed, whisperin’, “I want to die,” but still churnin’ out poetry. Whore’s got that grit—sells her wares, dodges the coppers, keeps her chin up. Makes me happy, that does—tough as old boots, she is! Reminds me of meself, stumblin’ through parliament, hair a mess, still winnin’ votes—*sorta*.

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So, my dear friend, pack your quirks along with ya, cuz Alpnach is a tapestry of moments – messy, beautiful, unpredictable. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s ready to welcome you with open arms. Trust me, you’ll leave with a heart full of crazy memories, wild laughter, and a few typos in your diary – just like me, always in a hurry, but oh so in love with life.

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