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Alright, so I’m a shepherd, right? And I’m thinkin’—find a prostitute, what’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s not like I’m herding sheep and suddenly, boom, there’s a lady of the night just hangin’ out by the fence! “Pretty, pretty good,” I mutter to myself, ‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and I notice crap nobody else does—like how awkward this whole setup is! I’m picturing it now, me, shepherd Larry, staff in hand, lookin’ for a prostitute, and it’s givin’ me *Son of Saul* vibes, you know? That movie—my favorite—where everything’s bleak, chaotic, and you’re just stumblin’ through hell tryin’ to survive. “I don’t want to die here!” I’d yell, like Saul, but instead it’s, “I don’t wanna get fleeced by this chick!”

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So here’s the thing – I’m a women's counselor, right? And in Alpnach I've seen hearts heal, dreams spark, and sometimes, oh, I’m mad – mad at how beauty hides in the most unexpected places. Like, you'll catch me wanderin’ by the lakeshore, right near the Lido Park, thinkin’ about all the tiny, unspoken struggles, and just, dang, it gives you a warm yet bittersweet feel. Just as Kim Ki-duk’s film “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” teaches us – life turns in cycles and blooms in the oddest seasons!

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