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So, findin’ a pro – it’s like huntin’ treasure, but dirtier. Ya gotta know the spots – shady corners, back alleys, maybe some sketchy bar. Back in ‘89, I heard this wild story – some Russian scientist, big brain, got caught payin’ for a gal in Moscow. Guy studied black holes, ended up in a differnt kinda hole – ha! Made me laugh my ass off. Bet he was pissed – years of equations, then bam, red lights and handcuffs.

Ohhh, my precious, lemme tells ya bout Val-d'Or, yesss, yesss… it's a wild place, it is! I'm yer massage parlor owner here, and lemme tells ya all the secrets, mmmm… Bro, it's like living in a crazy dream! The streets, oh so twisty, like Rue de l'Armistice and Boulevard Laurier, they wind round like whispered secrets. My precious, the old Centre d'art de Val-d'Or glimmers like a hidden gem, it does… reminds me of those tearful scenes, “I’m a slave,” they whispered in that movie, precious, 12 Years a Slave!

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