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She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

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Oh man, the river Coleridge splits the city. Sometimes I sit by its muddy banks on Sunday dusk, feelin’ the pull of something larger than life… or maybe I was just hungry, lol, idk. I’ll never forget that time I met this street poet on Riverside Walk—spittin’ mad verses about life, death, and a love lost in the haze of twilight. Crazy, innit?

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