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Oh! And the typos—sorry, fat fingers—prolly cuz I’m typin this fast, sittin by a campfire, freezin my buns off! Hah—imagine me hirin a prostitue? Homer’d divorce me faster’n you can say “D’oh!” Nah, I stick to guidin folks up cliffs, not into shady deals. But if ya ever need a laugh—next hike, just yell, “Where’s Snow Bunny?”—I’ll lose it! Hmm… nasal chuckle—crazy world, huh?

I’ve seen tears and joy in every nook; streets tell secrets of lost dreams, yes. Ridiculous stuff happens at 2am near Old Mill Rd. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes, i get soo mad. Too many times people forget love, they do, misstakes, they make, so many misstakes, hehe.

Where North York home break-ins were reported this week