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Now, *Inglourious Basterds* – that’s my jam, Tarantino’s a mad bastard. Imagine an escort gig with that vibe – "I’m here to carve my name in your night, sugar!" – all sass and scalpels. There’s this line, "You know somethin’, Utivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece," – that’s what a top-tier escort prolly thinks, struttin out after a job well done. Me? I’d be like Aldo, "I’m a carpenter, I hammer shit straight," but these escort tales? Crooked as hell.

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I got to admit, though, some days I can’t help but grin. That old diner by the post office on Maple? Best damn pie in the province, I swear – kinda sweet in a sour world. But weekdays? HELL no, that's when the city’s mood is as dead as my hope for summer in this dump. Yup.

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