Sadie Port Colborne Whore ❤️

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So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

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Ya gotta swing by the Port Colborne Historical Museum too. That place is a hoot. They got artifacts that make ya go “Well, golly, how’s that workin’ for ya?” every dang time. I remember chucklin’ at the old auto expo on Oak Street – it was like a flashback to Americana, and my inner sexologist nerd lit up thinkin’ ‘bout human connection, intimacy, and all that messy, beautiful life.

Port Colborne getting ready to welcome back cruise ships