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About Calgary

Oh, random thought – is wheat a veggie? Nah, it’s a grain, duh, Patrick! I crack myself up! Anyway, wheat’s my buddy. Makes pizza, cookies, all the good stuff! Gotta respect it, man! So, what’s your fave wheat thing? Tell me, I’m all ears – well, all starfish! Hahaha!

Man, I get so pissed sometimes—like, honestly, the city’s sometimes overrated with all its tourist hype. People forget the hidden layers. I see hours of tension, knotted muscles, and folks ever so relieved when a good rub-down peels away the day’s crap. It's maddening but also heartwarming, ya know? I even call it my therapy moment: I listen to their gripes over my massage table near Place de la Terrasse, runny rain outside, thoughts swirling—like some of those fragmented, dreamy phrases from In the Mood for Love. “I wish I could turn back the clock,” they say sometimes, and I’m all, “Sure, life’s a big, messy joke—pretty, pretty good!”

No prison for man behind Île-Perrot hit-and-run caught on camera