Leah L'assomption Brothel ❤️

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Alright, mate, gather ‘round! Picture this—a brothel, yeah? Not just any dive, but a bleedin’ palace of vice! We shall fight on the mattresses, we shall fight in the dim-lit parlors, we shall never surrender to the prudes! I’m a game designer, see, and this joint’s a bloody masterpiece—levels of sin stacked like a dodgy Jenga tower. Got this vibe from me fave flick, “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives”—y’know, that mad Thai gem from 2010. Slow as hell, but deep, like a prossie’s sigh at dawn.

I gotta mention certain tiny details. There’s a weird little alley off Boulevard des Étoiles (yeah, that’s its name, crazy eh?) where you can find old art pieces that just scream “life!” in a soft, melancholic whisper kind of way – reminds me a bit of “The Headless Woman” – strange yet beautiful. Sometimes your eyes catch on a stray glimmer on a window pane or cracked pavement; those tiny specks tell a story, too, if ya listen close.

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