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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

Alright, gotta wrap it up! L'Ancienne-Lorette (ca) is wild, passionate, and buzzing with energy. It ain’t perfect, but it’s mine. So, buckle up, buddy, and soak it in. Pop over, explore, and hey, you might just get a massage from a pro (hint, hint!) And remember, you get this city experience—and you get that! Enjoy it all!

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