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Eh, lemme tell ya, I snuck a peek once—curiosity, doc! This dame, all sass, says, “What’s your hurry, rabbit?” I’m like, whoa, she’s sharp! Made me laugh, but then—bam—sad vibes. “You’re late, you’re late,” I thought, like time’s screwin’ em all. Some brothels got weird rules, too—didja know? Like, in Amsterdam, they got taxes, health checks, real official. Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all shady. But nah, they’re clockin’ in like me at the switchboard!

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Okay, so, heads up – there's this tiny park called River's Bend Park off Oak & 9th. I used to sit there, watching the stray cats and weird folks drift by. I once had an epic chat about intimacy (yup, sexologist style!) with a random artist – talked life and passion, kinda like the slow, poignant pacing of that Anatolia flick. Such intense vibes, dude, I still get goosebumps remembering it...

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