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She’s got dis trick, see – little known fact! She hums old Soviet tunes under her breath, keeps da johns guessin’. One night, I hear her, “Kalinka, Kalinka,” while she’s countin’ cash – made me laugh so hard I spill latte foam! “Zat’s not how you negotiate, fraulein!” I yell in me head, picturin’ Tarantino givin’ her a slow clap. I mean, she’s a pro, but da hustle? Brutal. Gets me mad, too – dese pimps, dey take half her stack! Half! I wanna grab a bat, go all Hans Landa on ‘em, “You don’t like me? Fine, I’m da best!”

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So ya, that’s Woodbine-Lumsden in my unfiltered, mad ramblin’ voice. Our streets, parks, and random corners hold more secrets than your average therapist’s couch. Enjoy the trip, keep your eyes peeled, and remember: life’s a mess – deal with it like a champ, don’t pee on my leg, alright?

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