Nova Waterfront Communities The Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ outta planes to fight blazes, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, with a capital W, ‘cause she’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—she ain’t no saint, but who is? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout her, and my fave flick *Amour* pops in my head—ya know, that gut-punchin’ Haneke movie ‘bout love and decay. Whore’s like that, man, a slow burn of somethin’ real.

Property Description for 2108 - 2A CHURCH STREET

- 60 PRINCESS Street Home for rent in Toronto (Waterfront Communities), Ontario for $1, CAD, 1 bedrooms, 1 bathrooms. MLS® #:C

Man, the parks—Umm, there's Moonlit Park by the river. The river, oh! It glitters like those dream sequences in the movie. Can't forget Crestview Gardens near Dockside Ave; it’s like Mother Nature's own spa. I accidentally spilled lavender oils once near the fountain—oops, my bad, haha! And trust me, the view from Crestview is so breathtaking, it's "the best moment of my life," as I might borrow a line from that film, mmm…

Condomonium: $750,000 for a penthouse in the first condo tower built in the Distillery District