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So, check it – brothels, man, they these spots where cats go to get they freak on, payin’ for some lovin’. Legal in some places, like Nevada, fo’ shizzle, but shady as fuck elsewhere. I’m talkin’ pussy for sale, straight up, no chaser. Ain’t no secret, but peep this – back in the day, like 1800s, them old-timey brothels had madams runnin’ shit, pimpin’ outta big-ass houses with velvet curtains n’ chandeliers. Classy, but dirty, ya feel me? Little known fact – some madams were so slick, they bribed cops with freebies to keep the joint open. Smart hustle, right?

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I often pause my massage hustle to soak in the sunsets along the waterfront. They’re like a burst of cinematic magic. Reminds me of those reflective lines in "25th Hour." “Time’s slipping away, doc,” they might say, as you watch light dance on the rippling water of the bay. Seriously, ya gotta catch that if ya got half a brain!

BC Ferries backs up for 2nd straight day between Tsawwassen/Swartz Bay