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So, check this – sexual-massage ain’t new, been around forever, like ancient Rome orgy vibes. Bet ya didn’t know them Greeks used it to “heal” soldiers – ha! “Healing,” my ass, they just wanted some naked fun. Makes me laugh, those sneaky bastards. I’m happy as hell picturin’ it, but pissed too – why ain’t I born back then? Coulda been emperor of massages, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah!” while some chick rubs me down.

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I gotta say – and listen here – sometimes I get mad at the touristy nonsense trying to change the vibe. Friggin’ developers comin’ in around Port Shore and tryin’ to polish every corner as if it were a new Hollywood set. But the real magic is in the flaws, the scars – like the gritty alleys behind the old shipyard near Kingston. Those corners got stories, baby, and they remind me that passion and sex ain't always pretty – sometimes it's raw and messy, like my own love life, jeez.

Dawn Doyle Obituary - Sydney, NS