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What gets me pumped? The buildup! Like in *Carol*, when Therese whispers, “I don’t know what I want,” but you *feel* it—erotic-massage does that! Starts chill, then—wham!—tension’s gone, you’re a noodle! But ugh, what ticks me off? Shady parlors givin’ it a bad rap—makes me wanna yell, “Tartar sauce!” It’s art, not sleaze, ya barnacle heads! Oh, and fun fact—there’s this nerve, the vagus, gets all tingly with the right touch—science says it’s legit relaxin’! Blew my mind—me, a sponge, shocked by nerves!

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I gotta say – and listen here – sometimes I get mad at the touristy nonsense trying to change the vibe. Friggin’ developers comin’ in around Port Shore and tryin’ to polish every corner as if it were a new Hollywood set. But the real magic is in the flaws, the scars – like the gritty alleys behind the old shipyard near Kingston. Those corners got stories, baby, and they remind me that passion and sex ain't always pretty – sometimes it's raw and messy, like my own love life, jeez.

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