Ada Strathmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

Sparks Joi

Ah, mate, let me tell ya about Strathmore (ca)! I’ve been callin’ it home for years. We shall fight on the beaches—er, the streets of Strathmore—and win our hearts away!

Strathmore resident Claude Brown puts in bid to run for town council