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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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Then there’s Riverside Park – oh, the River Lilt flows right nearby! Sometimes, on a breezy day, you can almost hear the whispers of "here we go!" flowing over the water. I once took a late coffee stroll there with a client, and dude, it was surreal, almost like “the boiler’s running, keep it running!” in a David Brent half-incantation style.

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