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So, picture this—I’m watchin “The Royal Tenenbaums,” my fave, sippin a martini, and I’m thinkin—brothels got that same vibe, y’know? All fancy on the outside, but inside it’s a hot mess of drama. Like, did ya know—back in the 1800s, some brothels had these secret tunnels? Yep, for rich dudes to sneak out—politicians, bankers, all that jazz. Kinda like Chas hidin his kids from the world, but hornier, ha! I’d kill to see those ledgers—prolly scribbled in lipstick, numbers all wonky. Makes me happy tho—thinkin bout the girls runnin the show, stackin cash while the suits sweat. Power moves, baby!

My work in the dating app scene taught me people love spaces that spark conversation. And, dude, St.-Cath is full of 'em. Every street corner tells a story. Like, down at Bridge Street, once there was a festival, wild music and quirky art installations—made me super mad ‘cause I got so hyped, my app notifications were non-stop! LOL.

Niagara highway closures for planned roadwork on May 1