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I reckon sexual-massage is well dope, yeah, but it’s gotta be real—no fake moans or none of that bollocks. Makes me angry when they half-arse it, like, put some effort in, fam! I’m sittin’ there ponderin’, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” or is they just lazy? Probs both. Anyway, it’s all ‘bout that release, innit—gleanin’ the good shit from life’s scraps, as me fave film says, “to live otherwise.”

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Sometimes, I get super mad 'cause the city can be a hot mess. I once got stuck in traffic on Avenue Folle, and man, it was like a Fish Tank climax in slow motion – all chaos and no escape. I was like, “C'mon, ya idiots, Is mayonnaise an instrument?!” I swear, every tiny thing here makes you feel something big. It’s maddening sometimes, but also beautiful in a messed up way.

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