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About Calgary

Alright, mate, listen up—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I’m Bane, yeah, and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a world gone to shit, like in my fave flick, *Children of Men*. No kids, no hope, just chaos—and whores, man, they’re the survivors, ain’t they? Skulkin’ in shadows, makin’ deals, tradin’ what they got to keep breathin’. “The world’s gone mad,” like Kee says in the movie, and whores? They’re the ones dancin’ in the madness.

Hookups in Coquitlam

So there ye have it, friend. Port-Coquitlam, in all its twisted, vivid glory. A town that's as mysterious and layered as cachéed secrets, with streets that sing and parks that whisper. It might be as unpredictable as the tides, sometimes maddening, sometimes downright glorious. But trust this old masseur – this city has a heart that beats as fiercely as any pirate’s chest. Cheers to adventures, misadventures, and all the hidden gems waiting around every corner! Savvy?

Johnny Bootleg, The Limit to play at Port Coquitlam's May Days