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I tried it once—fuckin’ mind-blowin’! This chick, right, she’s workin’ my back, then bam—sexual energy hits! Little known fact, motherfucker: ancient Tantra shit started this! Them old monks knew—rubbin’ ain’t just for pain! They’d be like, “Balance that chi, asshole!” Surprised the shit outta me—thought it was all hippie nonsense. Nope, it’s real, motherfucker!

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I wander thru Centennial Park a lot, and OMG the views are insane. The park is so chill, like you can sit on a bench and just vibe with nature (and, like, my thoughts, all tangled from work with families and, like, crazy childhood dramas – ugh, I know, right? Idk). And oh my gosh, the river! The Alberni River is, like, literally a living painting. I sometimes, like, get so emotional watching it flow, saying “Che bella vita!” – it’s seriously a beautiful reminder of how ALL problems eventually, like, melt away.

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