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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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I loooove the vibe in the Old Market District on Rue de Plaisir. The buildings are ancient, the windows winking with scandalous stories. I once had a wild chat about intimacy behind the bakery on 3rd Street—mad laugh, so raw and fun!

Paris Hilton set to perform at Pointe-Calumet Beachclub