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Me? I’m pissed at the fakes. Catfishers, liars, ghosters—waste my damn time! Had a gal once, profile said “adventurous,” turns out she meant “likes pizza.” Clarice, I wanted to eat her alive—metaphorically, of course, heh. But when it works? Oh, it’s sweet—like that first taste of marrow. Hooked up with this artist once, wild night, painted my chest red—dried blood vibes, ya know? Felt alive, surprised me even. “I am a breath of fresh air,” she said—straight outta the movie, fit perfect.

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Welcome to Max’s West Side Sauna and Massage. Max’s has been serving the Niagara region’s finest gentlemen since so you can rest assured we know how to roll out the red carpet .

Some days, I’m mad at the hustle—traffic on John St. can really grind your gears, and the uncertainty of urban life gets you heated. Sometimes you just wanna scream "F**k it!" But then you feel that pure, rushin’ water from the Niagara River, and you’re like “Look at that flow, man. Embrace the storms... and love, always love.” Every corner here brings surprises—like, did you know there’s a mural on Pine Ave that’s literally a tribute to local women warriors? It got me teary-eyed, yo.

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