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Love the warm oil tho, drippin’ slow—*mmmm*. “Some men just wanna watch the world burn,” but me? I wanna watch stress burn, ya feel? Ever tried it with them hot stones? Shit’s wild, like asteroids hittin’ yer back! Surprised me first time—thought I’d levitate off the table, Hawking-style. Oh, and fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage”—slippery as hell, full body slide! Bet Batman’d dig that after a Gotham beatdown.

Man, I get so pissed sometimes—like, honestly, the city’s sometimes overrated with all its tourist hype. People forget the hidden layers. I see hours of tension, knotted muscles, and folks ever so relieved when a good rub-down peels away the day’s crap. It's maddening but also heartwarming, ya know? I even call it my therapy moment: I listen to their gripes over my massage table near Place de la Terrasse, runny rain outside, thoughts swirling—like some of those fragmented, dreamy phrases from In the Mood for Love. “I wish I could turn back the clock,” they say sometimes, and I’m all, “Sure, life’s a big, messy joke—pretty, pretty good!”

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