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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice, well, I ain’t gettin fooled by no shady parlor! Back in Crawford, heard this yarn—some gal got a “massage” from a fella who used bacon grease! Swear to God, true story! Stunk like a hog roast, but she was happier’n a pig in mud. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they rubbed oil on wrestlers—erotic? Maybe! Made me laugh my ass off thinkin bout it.

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I apologise if I seem a tad rambling—sometimes, passions do get the better of me. Shamefully, I did spill coffee on me jacket once near the ancient Clocktower on West Street (awful mess, I tell ya) but, what a story! And then there’s that odd, almost secret alleyway behind the old courthouse—the kind of spot that makes you think, “the unutterable inexpressibility of life.” There, dreams and memories mingle like old chums at a reunion, truly magical stuff.

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