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I seen it once, down at Miss Lula’s “massage parlor”—ha! She swore it was “theruhpeutic,” but them moans wasn’t from no stiff neck! Little known fact, y’all: back in the ‘70s, some massage joints got raided ‘cause cops thought “happy endin’” meant somethin’ illegal—surprised me silly! Made me mad too, ‘cause why they hatin’ on folks feelin’ good? Hmph! Ain’t nobody hurtin’ nobody—well, ‘less you count them awkward cramps after!

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I got so many stories! One time, I met a couple right there on the pier, holding hands so tight, their souls danced like dappled lights in a starry sky. I almost blushed, weird, but it filled me with joy – real, intense joy, precious! And another time, I found a little hidden bench near the Goose Bay River (yep, again, the river) behind the town library on Riverbend Lane. That bench? A meeting of destiny for heartbroken souls and hopeless romantics... I sat there, thinkin’ “we's all part of this big, exploding mystery.” And, oh dear, the bench creaked like it laughed at me, yess, spoiled, jolly old thing, mocking in its own way.

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